fartgallery:

cause of death: dying

anorganizedprocrastination:

hilariousfandomurl:

aria-the-apple:

Sometimes I judge people by how much of The Princess Bride they can quote. 

fun fact At my cousin’s wedding ceremony, his brother recited this to them as the best man speech and everyone started laughing and i think the bride started to cry

If this is not recited at some point during my wedding I will be greatly disappointed.

fancycannibal:

A quick summary of what Season 2 is going to entail.

typicalwelshnonsense:

I think my favorite thing about Night Vale is that they literally don’t give a fuck. They don’t give a fuck if a plane teleports into the gym, or the gravity turns off, or that one of the mysterious hooded figures brazenly steals babies. They just accept it and move on with their lives.

But if you so much as touch one hair on Carlos’ head then they banish you to the desert to give haircuts to cacti.

jaclcfrost:

being related to someone by blood doesn’t give you a free pass to treat them like fucking shit

being older than someone doesn’t give you a free pass to treat them like fucking shit

living with someone doesn’t give you a free pass to treat them like fucking shit

nothing really gives you a free pass to treat someone like fucking shit for no reason

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

theirregularofbakerstreet:

OMG NO, SERIOUSLY GUYS. THIS IS NOT COOL. I HAD ONE OF THESE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS JUST CHILLING OUTSIDE DURING THE NIGHT AND RELAXING, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. AND I WAS ENJOYING MY BLOOD POPSICLE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY FANGS HURT AND I’M BURNING, LIKE LITERALLY BURNING, AND MY SKIN START TO BLISTER AND I’M LIKE ”OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT’ AND I SEE THE CRUCIFIX AND I’M LIKE ‘DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!?!’ SO I DROPPED THAT AND TURNED INTO A BAT AND FLEW AWAY INTO NIGHT.

You win the Internet.

officialwhitegirls:

2000yr:

What the hell is the science side of tumblr

science-and-coke:

oddbagel:

eggito:

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

burritwo:

starbuckers:

what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

a danger to society

lisathevampireslayer:

Dr Horrible’s Singalong Blog (2008)

I kept turning to Nathan and Joss and Felicia and everyone saying, ”I don’t want to jinx it. But I think this might be a ‘thing.” - Neil Patrick Harris

ughvillage:

i think the name ‘frodo’ has a certain ring to it 

radicalrebellion:

always reblog